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KoldSlaw
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« on: May 31, 2010, 04:40:57 PM »

Got the wife knocked up! Having a baby in November. Dont know what it is yet and it hasn't hit me yet that ima be a baby daddy. Hell, i dont even know what to do with babies they usually just cry when i come near. Cant wait to see my demon spawn!
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 05:52:04 PM »

Congratulations.
It will change your life.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 03:05:34 AM »

My condolences...

...I mean congratulations!  Grin  Kiss
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 01:42:55 AM »

Grats! Remember that the best way to rear children is to make them believe they're Batman (the frank Miller version)
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 10:55:40 PM »

Its a girl!
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 12:49:11 AM »

Its a girl!

Good luck!

Start practicing polishing your shotgun...
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 08:28:20 PM »

Its a girl!

Good luck!

Start practicing polishing your shotgun...

I can see it now... (Wayne's World doo doo de loo)

"What are your intentions with my daughter?"
"What the hell? I'm in high school! I promise I'll wrap up should it come to that."
"... Well. At least your honest. Would you like to be cremated or buried?"
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »

Slight Necropost for interesting news from my end of life. My Fiance is pregnant too. Seems condoms dont work as well as they would make you believe. And yes I have a Fiance guess I should have put that first, huh? Met her at the Girl scout summer job, we both asked each other to marry the other. I'm past the 'WTF?! How am I gonna manage this?!' Phase, now looking for jobs like mad, and taking it a day at a time
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 09:12:54 PM »

Girls are smart from a young age  Wink

Watch out future dads! haha

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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 06:05:09 PM »

And that is why my babies slept in my bed.
I like to be able to sleep.
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 11:58:59 PM »

Hahaha, I'll have to keep that one in mind, and tell my Fiance. I think it will be mutually beneficial to our health and sanity
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 04:56:40 PM »

Hahaha, I'll have to keep that one in mind, and tell my Fiance. I think it will be mutually beneficial to our health and sanity

Your what!? When did you propose?
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 08:55:30 AM »

FYI...most cribs aren't designed to handle an adults weight...
I had one that could, but I still never climbed into it.
I had a queen...the babies had a crib....if we were going to sleep together anyway....Do the math on comfort.

Congrats all around.
For me, my babies, who are now all adults, were a gift from whatever Celestial Intelligence one believes in.
They fulfilled my every dream.
Oh...and it is hard work to be a parent too. 24/7 for perpetuity...even when they are all grown up and starting to take care of you...a piece of you is always working at hoping they are happy and feeling any pain, except now you have to do it from a place of complete powerlessness.

I wish I could remember who said...
"I am only as happy as my unhappiest child"

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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2010, 12:47:37 PM »

Again, wynsong, you have words that mean more than I can imagine, and for that I am thankful
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 09:49:25 PM »

I'm glad you find them useful Firamax.
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